I think I may just have heard the worst gift idea of the holiday season.
Was listening to the radio on the way home, and an ad for some jeweler came on. Naturally, I tuned it out. Until I heard:
"Or check out our new cocoa diamonds!"
Now, even this didn't seem too attention-worthy, since I figured it was the name of some random color of diamond they were offering. But it went on:
"That's right! Chocolate-covered diamonds! What better gift to give your loved ones this holiday season?"
Uh... the heimlich maneuver? Trip to the dentist?
Can we say "lawsuit waiting to happen"? Yes, yes I think we can.