Chocolate-covered wha?

I think I may just have heard the worst gift idea of the holiday season.

Was listening to the radio on the way home, and an ad for some jeweler came on. Naturally, I tuned it out. Until I heard:

"Or check out our new cocoa diamonds!"

Now, even this didn't seem too attention-worthy, since I figured it was the name of some random color of diamond they were offering. But it went on:

"That's right! Chocolate-covered diamonds! What better gift to give your loved ones this holiday season?"

Uh... the heimlich maneuver? Trip to the dentist?

Can we say "lawsuit waiting to happen"? Yes, yes I think we can.